BIO
Born in San Francisco, or as she lovingly
calls it, "Sam and Frank's Disco", Christy
grew up in a broken family after her father
left and her mother got remarried to
"Al"Cohol. She knew at the age of 7, after
seeing the "San Francisco Big Laff Off
Finals" with Marsha Warfield and George
Wallace, that she wanted to be a stand up
comedienne. She did not pursue this dream
for many years due to her fantasy of being
a rock star. At the age of 15, when "normal"
girls were getting ready for their first prom,
Christy picked up her first electric guitar.
She thought she was going to be the next
Joan Jett. Turns out, she was destined to
be the next Joan Rivers.
When Christy turned 16, she got a job in a
rock 'n' roll night club in Oakland, California
as a bouncer where all the bay area bands
played to get near them and learn from
them and hope to play in a band with them
one day. Yes, she was a bouncer. This
particular club was surrounded by 5 crack
houses. Not the nicest part of town,
especially for a teenage girl. She soon
earned the respect in the neighborhood and
the nickname "LA face with an Oakland
booty."
Christy describes herself as not your
typical "girlie" girl. "I try to be cute and
adorable when I go to a club, but all guys
see is Broadzilla storming in." Not the
delicate wallflower she had hoped to be. "I
love baseball and football; especially the
teams with the hottest players. I really don't
care about stats and stuff. The only stats I
need to know are if they are single, rich,
and do I have a shot at marrying Paul
LoDuca or Carl Pavano."
Since moving to Los Angeles a few years
ago, Christy has made a name for herself
as one of the funniest, craziest, female
stand up comics among the comedy circuit.
From a radio show with Taylor Negron (yes,
the pizza guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont
High) to a Pay-Per-View special with BET,
Christy has pretty much hit every market in
between. She was featured regularly at the
World Famous Comedy Store in Los
Angeles and has opened for such
legendary comics as Mr. Paul Mooney and
Andrew "Dice" Clay.
Now, Christy has since moved back east to
conquer New York City making her mark on
the stages there wherever she performs.
(Besides, Carl Pavano is a Yankee now, so
she feels she needs to go wherever her
"husband" is...stalker, party of one, stalker,
party of one, your table is ready).
In her first year in New York City, Christy
auditioned for the Gotham Girls Roller
Derby League. Yep, you guessed it, she has
become a genuine Roller Derby Queen.
Christy, or as she is known to her
teammates and derby fans, "Tramp O'Lean"
#45 of the Manhattan Mayhem is the
sinewy, sultry diva who is as nimble on
skates as she is with her jokes. Tramp
O'Lean has definitely found her niche (and
by the way, she chose #45 because, again,
it is Carl Pavano's number....get a life
Christy, would ya?) For the start of the 2007
season, again reinventing herself, Tramp
O'Lean has retired to be reborn as Bitchie
Slambora!!! Yes, derby fans. Bitchie
Slambora has taken over where Tramp left
off.
Men, women, gay, straight, blue, black,
pink, etc., can all relate to the rock 'n' roll
outlook on life she shares on stage.
Born in San Francisco, or as she lovingly
calls it, "Sam and Frank's Disco", Christy
grew up in a broken family after her father
left and her mother got remarried to
"Al"Cohol. She knew at the age of 7, after
seeing the "San Francisco Big Laff Off
Finals" with Marsha Warfield and George
Wallace, that she wanted to be a stand up
comedienne. She did not pursue this dream
for many years due to her fantasy of being
a rock star. At the age of 15, when "normal"
girls were getting ready for their first prom,
Christy picked up her first electric guitar.
She thought she was going to be the next
Joan Jett. Turns out, she was destined to
be the next Joan Rivers.
When Christy turned 16, she got a job in a
rock 'n' roll night club in Oakland, California
as a bouncer where all the bay area bands
played to get near them and learn from
them and hope to play in a band with them
one day. Yes, she was a bouncer. This
particular club was surrounded by 5 crack
houses. Not the nicest part of town,
especially for a teenage girl. She soon
earned the respect in the neighborhood and
the nickname "LA face with an Oakland
booty."
Christy describes herself as not your
typical "girlie" girl. "I try to be cute and
adorable when I go to a club, but all guys
see is Broadzilla storming in." Not the
delicate wallflower she had hoped to be. "I
love baseball and football; especially the
teams with the hottest players. I really don't
care about stats and stuff. The only stats I
need to know are if they are single, rich,
and do I have a shot at marrying Paul
LoDuca or Carl Pavano."
Since moving to Los Angeles a few years
ago, Christy has made a name for herself
as one of the funniest, craziest, female
stand up comics among the comedy circuit.
From a radio show with Taylor Negron (yes,
the pizza guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont
High) to a Pay-Per-View special with BET,
Christy has pretty much hit every market in
between. She was featured regularly at the
World Famous Comedy Store in Los
Angeles and has opened for such
legendary comics as Mr. Paul Mooney and
Andrew "Dice" Clay.
Now, Christy has since moved back east to
conquer New York City making her mark on
the stages there wherever she performs.
(Besides, Carl Pavano is a Yankee now, so
she feels she needs to go wherever her
"husband" is...stalker, party of one, stalker,
party of one, your table is ready).
In her first year in New York City, Christy
auditioned for the Gotham Girls Roller
Derby League. Yep, you guessed it, she has
become a genuine Roller Derby Queen.
Christy, or as she is known to her
teammates and derby fans, "Tramp O'Lean"
#45 of the Manhattan Mayhem is the
sinewy, sultry diva who is as nimble on
skates as she is with her jokes. Tramp
O'Lean has definitely found her niche (and
by the way, she chose #45 because, again,
it is Carl Pavano's number....get a life
Christy, would ya?) For the start of the 2007
season, again reinventing herself, Tramp
O'Lean has retired to be reborn as Bitchie
Slambora!!! Yes, derby fans. Bitchie
Slambora has taken over where Tramp left
off.
Men, women, gay, straight, blue, black,
pink, etc., can all relate to the rock 'n' roll
outlook on life she shares on stage.
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