Who the Hell is Christy Miller?
The Rock 'n' Roll Queen of Trashy Comedy
         STAND UP COMIC
    ROLLER DERBY QUEEN
            
         SAG
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One of the funniest, craziest female
comics to hit New York...
Loves sports! I always vote
for the team with the hottest
players.....
The main reason Jon Bon Jovi has
a bodyguard...
My dream is to be the
Fluffer for the New York
Yankees!!!!
Just because he doesn't know she
exists, is no reason to not call herself
"Mrs. Carl Pavano
, or Mrs. Giambi,
or Mrs. LoDuca...whoever is dumb
enough to land her!
I am not into smart men.
The dumber they are, the
hotter they get. Who cares
about a simple math
problem when he can
move something heavy
without a shirt on? I'll
balance the checkbook,
precious, you just stand
there and look pretty!
She would set herself on fire to get a
firefighter to notice her...
and has.
" The only female comic I like..the
rest suck."

Andrew "Dice" Clay
"The funniest white/black bitch
I know."

Mr. Paul Mooney
"Excuse me... You are
fucking funny!"

Bill Maher at the Comedy     
                  Store.
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